Make a wrap that looks like a stick of dynamite or even a bundle of 2 or 3 might look better then answer the door carrying your newspaper to hide the ' dynamite' then when you open the door take the dynamite and push it at them and say "could you please take this away for me"? Might add a bit of effect if you could make a little wisp of smoke coming out of the bundle.
If they refuse to accept your gift then just drop it down in front of them then pull your door shut.
This post was edited by Kittigate at August 25, 2023 5:52 PM MDT