It sounds ridiculous; you’re accusing Randy D of hacking into your AnswerMug account, but what would have been his motive?

    “You are mad angry i I . . . ”

 Maybe I purposely left it unlocked, hoping that you would escape. Ain’t nobody got no time for all that liability, being under police surveillance, hours upon hours of questioning, and paying a lot of money to a defense attorney. Grrrrrrr.
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  Shhhhh! The search party will hear you!
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*Randolph D, slightly bored yet a little amused at your predictably amateur attempt, merely cranks up the volume of the music he’s playing to an ear-shattering level, drowning out your futile screams.

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  That sentence doesn’t even make sense. 

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