every night outside my window theres two cars that hang out by the parking lot, they have their lights on all night and sometimes play loud music, they leave during the day and come back at night, are they selling drugs?
(You know, I think she does.)
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Hold still . . .
What cars?
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I’m calling the police. There’s absolutely something wrong with a woman who goes around sniffing strange vans.
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Blame the dog, I see. You’d stoop that low?
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