No. I own no ascots, I have never tasted caviar, I don’t know a thing about golf, I don’t call my wife by a pet name of “Buffy” or “Lovey” or “Petunia”, I don’t smoke cigars, and we don’t motor down to the Cape to our summer home.
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I’ll get back to you after I’ve consulted my panel of experts on The Ansley Dossier Research Foundation.
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