A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. He needs to use the washroom but sees no sign of one on the main floor so goes upstairs and no washroom there neither. He spots a hole in the floor so decides that will suffice. Then finished he goes back downstairs and surprised that everyone has left. "Where did everyone go"? he asks the bartender. "Where were you when the shit hit the fan"? bartender replies.
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