Can you give us a good oxymoron? Please...no answer-hogs.

  Answer-hogs.

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Smart phone.
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  Internet influencer.
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  Happily married.
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  Grateful dead.
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  Important internet content.
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  Near beer.
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  Broken connection.
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  Vegetable-based meat.
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Dial pad.



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  Low ceiling. 

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  Limited war.
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  Civil war.
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