Can you give us a good oxymoron? Please...no answer-hogs.

Jumbo shrimp

Unbiased Opinion

 

  Answer-hogs.

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Honest republican

 

Smart phone.
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Awfully nice

 

  Internet influencer.
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  Happily married.
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  Grateful dead.
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  Important internet content.
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  Near beer.
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  Broken connection.
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Short-sleeve dress shirt.

Bitter sweet
Top floor
Farewell reception
Paid volunteer
Fighting for peace
Willful negligence
Passive agression
Plastic silverware

 

  Vegetable-based meat.
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Bald wig.
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Dial pad.



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  Low ceiling. 

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  Limited war.
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  Civil war.
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