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Humorous replies, please. What if insurance companies offered Breakup Insurance Policies for marriages and other committed relationships? ~


Posted - July 13, 2021
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  • 2999
    The wifey would probably want to add some things as well such as: personal things to be discussed privately. 
    Taking care of someone is a lot of responsibility.  :  )     This post was edited by Honey Dew at July 14, 2021 5:47 PM MDT
      July 13, 2021 6:28 PM MDT
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  • 581
    There would be slot of break ups.  No more marriages. This post was edited by ONeg-84 at July 13, 2021 6:46 PM MDT
      July 13, 2021 6:41 PM MDT
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  • 53506

     

      “ . . . be slot . . . ”???

      July 13, 2021 11:17 PM MDT
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  • 581
    Would you've preferred sluts?
      July 13, 2021 11:20 PM MDT
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  • 23576

    I know that "Flo" would be in a very funny commercial about those policies!

    :)

      July 13, 2021 6:48 PM MDT
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  • 53506

     

      Flo: “Randy D, I’m sorry to inform you that we can’t insure you, sir. You see, bouncing your history of behaviors and probability of repeat performances against our cost analysis indicates that we’d be paying out between several thousands of dollars to tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands in any given year. We can’t absorb that much risk, sir.”

     




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      July 13, 2021 8:41 PM MDT
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  • 23576
    That last picture looks almost like  scene from a movie I like -- "The Brothers."
      July 14, 2021 7:14 AM MDT
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  • 53506

     

      It’s the sequel, “The Sisters Ain’t Having It, Randy D”.
    ~

      July 14, 2021 7:53 AM MDT
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  • 23576
    :)
    :)
      July 14, 2021 8:08 AM MDT
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  • 6023
    I'm sure part of the policy would require "couples counseling" prior to any breakup, or the policy would not pay.
    Thus, there would be a large increase in such counseling - resulting in a shortage of counselors - resulting in higher hourly rates for those counselor visits.
      July 14, 2021 10:19 AM MDT
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  • 16767
    "PMS is an Act of God and thus not covered by the policy, sir."
      July 14, 2021 5:05 PM MDT
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