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Randy D

I was a baby. Or I needed a loan from my father-in-law. I was drunk. I was in combat. I was stalking someone. I do it all the time!

When was the last time you crawled?




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Posted - August 26, 2021
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  • 34253
    Playing in the floor with my grandson. 
      August 26, 2021 9:45 AM MDT
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  • 2999
    I was prostrate (humbling myself before the Lord) on the floor, praying to God. 
      August 26, 2021 10:09 AM MDT
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  • 13277
    Seriously? What difference did it make? Did God help you and your money buy a meal at the restaurant? Did God help you and your money buy a ticket to the movies?
      August 26, 2021 11:08 AM MDT
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  • 34253
    Why do you care? How does this effect you? 

    Yes, God has helped me.  God has put it on peoples hearts to bless me. More than once.  
      August 26, 2021 12:02 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    It doesn't AFFECT me. I was just asking.
      August 26, 2021 1:08 PM MDT
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  • 34253
    Sounded a little offended that BB was praying. 
      August 26, 2021 2:06 PM MDT
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  • 2999
    I wasn't asking for anything. I was thanking God for who he is and being with me through my life. 
      August 26, 2021 12:22 PM MDT
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  • 53505

     

      (he He)

      August 26, 2021 12:43 PM MDT
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  • 17593
    Hey!  Getting a little obnoxious here.  I can't imagine why this made you react like this, Stu. 
      August 26, 2021 4:14 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    Sorry. Just skeptical.
      August 26, 2021 5:08 PM MDT
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  • 53505

     

      He does that every now and then. Maybe he’s been assigned as arbiter of what people are allowed to post, as long as it meets with his (strict and obviously narrow) approval. One never knows which mundanely innocent topic or opinion he will veto.

      August 26, 2021 6:53 PM MDT
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  • 17593
    I really think he didn't realize his attack was on the user rather than just a statement of his skepticism.  Anyway, want some M&Ms?

    :)
      August 27, 2021 1:48 PM MDT
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  • 53505

     

      Meh, I believe that Stu is too intelligent to not know the difference between those two. 

      I’ll be right there for the M&Ms. What shall I take with me?


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      August 27, 2021 4:15 PM MDT
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  • 34253
    God bless you. :)
      August 26, 2021 12:03 PM MDT
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  • 2999
    Thank you!   :  )
      August 26, 2021 12:23 PM MDT
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  • 1817
    almost every day trying to teach my almost 7 month old to crawl. it's not working, he mostly just planks 
      August 26, 2021 12:08 PM MDT
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  • 10636
    That would a few months ago when I crawled on the emergency room floor at the local hospital to get someone to help as I thought I was having a heart attack.
      August 26, 2021 12:13 PM MDT
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  • 34253
    Hope you are feeling better. 
      August 26, 2021 12:18 PM MDT
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  • 17593
    One night, when I was still back home, the doorbell rang at 3 AM.  I was up but in the back of the house.  I went to peep to see who the heck.....  the bottom of the windows in there were only about six inches from the floor so I scooted on my stomach to the window to peep.  It was a nice looking well dressed young man 35ish.  Now he was ringing the bell every five seconds.  I went back to the kitchen and called the non emergency number for the police.  The dispatcher could hear the doorbell.  The guy was simply at the wrong house.  It scared him to death when two cop cars flew into the drive. This post was edited by Thriftymaid at August 28, 2021 7:31 AM MDT
      August 26, 2021 2:05 PM MDT
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  • 53505

     

      


      Randy D to the police officers: “Wait, you mean to say this isn’t where Jane S lives? I’ve been searching everywhere, it’s really not my fault; her insistence on being silent has forced me to go house-to-house.”

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      August 26, 2021 2:23 PM MDT
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  • 2999
    Thank God you called the Po Po. He cold have been a bad guy. 
      August 30, 2021 10:15 AM MDT
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  • 10052
    Playing with the dogs yesterday. I do it frequently, my knees don't appreciate it. 
      August 26, 2021 6:00 PM MDT
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  • 53505

     

      What you need is an in-depth, deep tissue, full body massage! You’re really in luck, too, because I was already packing a bag to come and see you anyway. All I have to do is throw in some scented candles, a few bottles of massage oils, and my black silk Speedo! See you soon!

    (I’m so happy, folks.)


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      August 26, 2021 6:50 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Sorry, I'm social distancing again. 
      August 27, 2021 6:14 PM MDT
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