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How much jello would it take for me to build my own jello theme park?

Would you go to a jello theme park?

Posted - July 3, 2016

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  • Ugh, jello.

      July 3, 2016 7:43 AM MDT
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  • 44623

    It would take 836,421 tons of Jello. I would go if you would wrestle me in a large pool of it.

      July 3, 2016 7:46 AM MDT
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  • What's wrong with animal bone collagen?!?!
      July 3, 2016 8:49 AM MDT
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  • Why don't we get on the bouncy jello instead
      July 3, 2016 8:49 AM MDT
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  • Everything when it's lime flavored. 

      July 3, 2016 9:06 AM MDT
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  • What would you call it?

      July 3, 2016 9:37 AM MDT
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  • 6988

     I got it!  If Disneyworld in Florida dumped millions of tons of Jello mix into the waters around their theme park, the alligators would be unable to attack kids effectively. 

      July 3, 2016 11:00 AM MDT
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  • 6988

     Your answer took me about 2 minutes to make sense of. My aging brain is making me look like a bonehead.

      July 3, 2016 11:02 AM MDT
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  • 5354

    Not recommended. Over time the Water in Jello evaporates leaving a dry wrinkled shell. It is not a good building material.

      July 3, 2016 12:07 PM MDT
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  • 53509

    Wait, who would you hire to work the booth at the parking lot/parking structure?  Being the park's owner, you'd be known as the

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      July 3, 2016 1:23 PM MDT
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  • Because the alligators would be too full to eat and then the kids will jump in the jello and play with the none hungry alligators.
      July 3, 2016 2:30 PM MDT
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  • Stop trying to break my dreams!!!!
      July 3, 2016 2:33 PM MDT
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  • Ha!
      July 3, 2016 2:33 PM MDT
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  • 7939

    It's not so much the initial Jello, it's how much you'd need to keep the park fresh and open. O_o

      July 3, 2016 3:44 PM MDT
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  • 32

    Omg do it!  I'd totally go to that theme park

      July 3, 2016 3:46 PM MDT
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  • 6988

     That's it!  They would have to re-do that "Crocodile Dundee" movie and rename it "Alligator Jello Dundee". 

      July 3, 2016 5:22 PM MDT
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  • 22891

    lots of it

      July 3, 2016 6:38 PM MDT
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  • 44623

    Sounds like fun

      July 4, 2016 7:45 AM MDT
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