Listen, I need you to drive a car across the Canadian border into the US to move a few tildes for me. I can count on your discretion, right?

  It doesn’t count unless you do it naked, and it must be witnessed by me personally. Hold on, let me get my equipment ready. 

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  But you’ll get rich quickly if you do it my way! Grrrrrrr. 
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  After 17 marriages, just remember how many times you and I climbed on each other naked. If you don’t remember, I can send you some of the videos. Oops, please just disregard that last sentence.

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  Go ahead and waste your time if you want to: it’s not in their jurisdiction. You’ll just be labeled a kook.

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  If she does things my way, she won’t have to tolerate the drudgery of her 9to5 day job and earn peanuts, she can just do a few “jobs” for me every now and then and earn zillions. A brutha needs minions, you know.

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