The 5-second rule. Move your feet, lose your seat. You snooze, you lose. Step on a crack, break . . .

Opening an umbrella indoors is bad luck.

Let the cat out of the bag.

When a plane lands in your backyard
You will fall into a tub of lard This post was edited by Kittigate at September 27, 2021 3:31 PM MDT

The first one who smelt it, dealt it






I know that's probably not the correct way to spell it, or even the correct word, but I used it to rhyme.  :)

Which brings me to another age-old principle : Do not fool with grammar around Randy D, let alone the Milky Way. This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at September 29, 2021 6:48 PM MDT

Three on a match.

Beware Greeks bearing gifts.

Unless it's a horse, then ... Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

You get what you get and you don't throw a fit.