Do you support worthy causes with your time and finances?

Super, very worthy causes. 

 

  I’ve told you time and time again that little by little, you were relinquishing far too much power to the cats. Did you listen to me? Noooooooooo. Not when Randy D talks. Oh, and about that loan you asked for from me? I can’t stand by and watch my money get thrown away on Cat Chow and scratching posts. Grrrrrrr.

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More like nearly $90 in cat medicine, $15 in "fish" (wet cat food) to hide the pills in, and $64 in vet prescribed therapeutic cat food (for UTIs)... and that's just for 1 cat.

 

  I can’t enable you any longer. Seek counseling and get that monkey off your back.

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He's not on my back, he's sitting in front of me blocking my view of the computer monitor.  As it is written in The Cat Book, "One must immediately stop what they are doing and gaze upon the great beauty of a mini panther, anything he/she so desires.  To fail to do so, or to disregard such a prestigious honor is punishable by teeth and/or claws."  {The Cat Book -  Section Attention, subsection XII, paragraph h, subparagraph II}. 

I have a problem giving my cat liquid medicine.  This is ongoing.  I hide it in the food but he can detect it quickly.  

My cat loves "fish juice".  He used to get an occasional taste of tuna juice when he was younger.  Now I take fish flavored canned cat food, add 4 TBSP of water and microwave for 10 seconds.  I then squeeze as much oil as I can from the food into the water - voila, "fish juice" (I never let him see me add the water).  I dissolve and/or mix his medicine in the "juice" and make a big deal how its "fish juice time".  He either licks the bowl clean or I feed it to him on my finger.  Sometimes I have to hold the bowl for him (he's so spoiled).

Thank you, I'll give it a try. 

What about the homeless, poor and lonely, and also homeless animals?


This post was edited by Honey Dew at October 14, 2021 12:46 PM MDT

 

  Good point.  I’ll check to see if any of them are on the foundation’s list of shareholders. Grrrrrrr.
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You CAN donate stock to charities.  This post was edited by Honey Dew at October 14, 2021 5:19 PM MDT

 

  That’s where I spread around all of my Harem-related profits. 

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None of the women are smiling.  

 

  You haven’t seen how small those profits are. Grrrrrrr.
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Well, what seems to be the problem?

  Look at how many women there are! Profit-sharing is like a class-action lawsuit. Sure, lots of money to go around, but with so many recipients, . . .
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