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We’re through.
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I can’t be with any woman who even tolerates mayonnaise. Please mail your Harem card back to the New York chapter and forget that you and I ever had anything together. This will only hurt you for a little while, I’m sure.
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Hold on, not so hasty! What if I have “urges” late at night? (Cough, cough.)
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I don’t roll like that, yo.
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In fairness to you, the laws and rules governing full disclosure require me to inform you that I have edited the photo in the description field of my question.
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