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Sandwichnista, sandwichista, sandwichologist, sandwicher, sandwichist, sandwichtician, sandwicharian, sandwichioner, sandwicher . . .



  Inspired by Starbuck’s baristas, what would be a good and appropriate way to refer to those happy and willing ladies who toil day and night in my basement dungeon subterranean sandwich-making facility?
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Posted - October 19, 2021
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  • 44677
    Sandwicholators.
    Sandwichatizer. This post was edited by Element 99 at October 19, 2021 8:56 AM MDT
      October 19, 2021 8:46 AM MDT
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  • 34551
    I believe Subway refers to their workers as Sandwich Artists. 
      October 19, 2021 10:32 AM MDT
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  • 44677
    I thought the 'artists' were the folks who made them for the ads.
      October 19, 2021 10:54 AM MDT
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  • 34551
    No that is what they call all of their employees. 
      October 19, 2021 2:04 PM MDT
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  • 44677
    Quite laughable.
      October 19, 2021 2:40 PM MDT
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  • 34551
    It is but a lot of places do that stuff now.  I used to work at Home Depot and there thing was "You are The Home Depot."  Nonsense. But corporates think it makes employees feel special. 
      October 19, 2021 3:14 PM MDT
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  • 53559

     

      (I used to work at Home Depot and there their thing was . . . )

      October 19, 2021 5:49 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    Sammichers
      October 19, 2021 4:41 PM MDT
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  • 7795
    Barista San
      October 19, 2021 5:19 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    If they're truly happy and willing, I believe the correct term would be "Stepford Sandwichista'. 

    If they are not truly happy and willing, I'd go with "Sandwich Slave" or just plain old "human trafficking victim". 
      October 19, 2021 9:18 PM MDT
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  • 53559

     

      You realize that you’re dead to me now, don’t you? Grrrrrrrr.

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      October 19, 2021 9:48 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Am I really, though? 

      October 20, 2021 9:41 PM MDT
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  • 53559

    Yes. 

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      October 20, 2021 9:51 PM MDT
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  • 16873
    Stockholm Syndwich
      October 19, 2021 10:08 PM MDT
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  • 53559

     

      Grrrrrrrr. You’re not helping!
      

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      October 19, 2021 10:08 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    I almost went that route, but I love Ira Levin novels and the original movie is classic! This post was edited by SavvyAnsley at October 20, 2021 9:52 PM MDT
      October 20, 2021 9:42 PM MDT
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  • 5450
    I know!  Since it’s almost Halloween, we can call them the sandwitches!

    hahahaha!

    What?  I thought it was funny!

    You’re moving me to the -4th floor?  I thought your basements only went down to the -3rd floor! 
      October 22, 2021 2:09 PM MDT
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  • 53559

     

      I’ve decided that you deserve your own special sub-basement level. Grrrrrrrr. 

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      October 22, 2021 2:24 PM MDT
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