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Humorous answers, please: imagine you’ve opened your own restaurant and only have two choices on the menu. What are they?

 

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Posted - October 25, 2021
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  • 53526


      (Gasp!) BB! What are you doing here? What a surprise, I, I, I, er, uh, I certainly wasn’t expecting you! Oh, this? I er um... Wait, you didn’t think that we were…oh, no, no, no, no, this isn’t what it looks like at al! What is it, is that what you asked me? Gee, er, um . . . well, you see, she’s an expert on legal briefs, and . . . uh, I was drilling her on an upcoming case!

     

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      October 26, 2021 9:19 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Yeah, that's not me. Leather headboard? I don't think so. And that paint color? 

    Definitely not me. 
      October 29, 2021 5:52 PM MDT
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  • 53526

      Hold on! The wide shot would show the 1970s mood lamps and the 7-inch shag carpeting. Oh, it’s you, alright. Now let’s go over Section 9 of the next law book in our studying while BB recovers from shock. 


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      October 29, 2021 5:58 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    Three-syllable words.
      October 25, 2021 8:28 PM MDT
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