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Imagine you’ve just been hired as Randy D’s Chief Chef . . . wait, why do you have THOSE ingredients in this kitchen?

 

 

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Posted - November 16, 2021
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  • 10662
    Uh.... well, that's one's very strong chili powder (thus the skull and crossbones)
      November 16, 2021 10:02 PM MST
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  • 53524

     

      You’re always against me. Grrrrrrr. 


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      November 17, 2021 9:50 AM MST
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  • 10662
    Moi?
      November 17, 2021 10:47 AM MST
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  • 53524

     

      Oui. 

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      November 17, 2021 5:51 PM MST
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  • 10662
    je suis blessé  
      November 17, 2021 9:26 PM MST
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  • 6023
    What?  The cyanide?
    That's in case I run out of almond extract.
      November 17, 2021 9:22 AM MST
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  • 53524

     

      So those papers you had me sign were NOT requisition forms for filling the pantry? Grrrrrrrr.




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      November 17, 2021 9:40 AM MST
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  • 11087
    If you mix Vegemite with mayonnaise, it makes a delicious topping for avocados. Be a little adventurous!
      November 17, 2021 10:26 AM MST
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  • 53524

     

      Fired on your first day, Jane? Really?  You should be ashamed of yourself!




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      November 17, 2021 6:05 PM MST
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  • 16826
    The Vegemite comes with me. Nobody said YOU have to eat it, all the more for me.
      November 17, 2021 3:57 PM MST
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  • 53524

     


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      November 17, 2021 6:13 PM MST
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  • 5451
    Randy, since you love tildes so much, I got some fresh jalapeños just for you!  I’m making a delicious glaze with the seeds! Yum!






      November 17, 2021 7:55 PM MST
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  • 53524

     

      I thought they arrested you last week. (((Somebody get Human Resources on the line, I want to know how that woman got hired to work for me! Heads will roll!)))
    Grrrrrrr.


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      November 17, 2021 8:40 PM MST
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  • 7795
    Trust me on this dude. BTW, you don't need to be in here! Get OUT!
      November 17, 2021 9:30 PM MST
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  • 53524

     

      “Security!”

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      November 18, 2021 9:36 AM MST
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  • 10052
    Because sometimes the zing in Miracle Whip upsets the delicate blend of flavor profiles in a gourmet salad, Randy.  You claim to have only basic cooking skills, whereas I'm a frequently complimented home cook. You need to trust me on this! 


      November 18, 2021 7:41 PM MST
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  • 53524

     

      Gee, I don’t know . . . but since you’re the expert and I’m not, I will see my way clear to allowing you to convince me of it. 


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      November 18, 2021 10:07 PM MST
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