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Share a message on a strip club's flashing roadside sign that might make us laugh?

"We have Daddy issues". 

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Posted - December 12, 2021

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  • 53524


      “We’re Here To Cash In, It’s What’s In Fashion”

      “Cash or Credit, We Won’t Regret It”

      “Randy D makes us do this”

      “Deposits Only”

      “The Women Are Clean, It’s Only The Floor That’s Sticky”

      “Half Price If You Discover You’re Related to Your Dancer”

      “Sensuous Tender Darlings, or S.T.D.”

      “We Promise Explosive Chemistry, Not Explosive Diarrhea”

      “No Sandwiches Are Made Here, So Don’t Ask, Randy, This Means You”

      “Grab Our Crabs! Seafood Platters Available In Our Kitchen

      “We Love You So Much, You Can Look But Don’t Touch”

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      December 12, 2021 10:35 PM MST
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  • 10052
    So inventive! Very good! 
      December 14, 2021 4:05 PM MST
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  • 13395
    Eruption's Gentleman's Club
    Sweet Sweet Connie

    Little Darlings (after hours)
    Sorry, we're clothed

    Vixen's Gentleman's Club
    Tried to hire Brad's wife
    But he got pissed


    Entre Nous
    No children allowed
    Is not something a strip
    Club should have to post
    But then again
    Strip Clubs aren't exactly a
    Magnet for Mensa members

    Shotgun Willie's Show Club

    Chicks on Dix
      December 12, 2021 11:28 PM MST
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  • 10052
    I don't understand all of those, but I'm really LOL! 

    :)
      December 14, 2021 4:07 PM MST
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  • 6023
    Friday Night Amateurs
    You'll pay them to get dressed
      December 13, 2021 8:43 AM MST
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  • 10052
    Yeah, they probably don't really need more customers anyway! 

    Funny! :)
      December 14, 2021 4:09 PM MST
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  • 5451
    Foot Fetish Friday!
    Enjoy our wet sock contest.

    COVID Vaccination Required For Entry.
    Vaccinations for everything else strongly recommended.


    This post was edited by Livvie at December 14, 2021 8:32 PM MST
      December 14, 2021 4:36 PM MST
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  • 10052
    Very good! A+! 
      December 14, 2021 6:27 PM MST
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  • 53524
    Kitty City, pet something soft

    The Chub Club (morning wood all night long)

    The Birthday Suite
    (Ask us about Aunt Flo’s Red Light Specials)

    The Color of Lust
    (Your green puts us in the black to let you see some pink and then you go home alone with blue balls)

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      November 20, 2022 8:50 PM MST
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