Eg.. I need to pee so bad that my back teeth are floating away.
Grammar before dishonor. It’s my primary consideration for practically everything. (Imagine what it’s like making love with me, lol!)
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You know, there’s always an alternative available to you than merely imagining it . . .
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I died laughing.
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You're lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut.
Has the world by the balls on a downhill pull.