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What is an example of an (some) exaggerated description(s)?

Eg..  I need to pee so bad that my back teeth are floating away.

Posted - December 13, 2021

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  • 53524

      (badly)
      December 13, 2021 9:50 AM MST
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  • 11087
    How do you pee badly and why would you need to? :)
      December 14, 2021 8:59 AM MST
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  • 13395
    Eh? Uh.. it's kinda something I do.
      December 14, 2021 9:09 AM MST
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  • 53524

     

      Grammar before dishonor. It’s my primary consideration for practically everything. (Imagine what it’s like making love with me, lol!)


    ~

      December 14, 2021 9:44 AM MST
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  • 11087
    I'd really rather not imagine that. 
      December 14, 2021 9:50 AM MST
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  • 53524

     

      You know, there’s always an alternative available to you than merely imagining it . . . 

     



    ~

      December 14, 2021 10:23 AM MST
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  • 44649
    My head is about ready to explode.
    It's raining cats and dogs.
    It's hotter than Hell.
      December 13, 2021 12:36 PM MST
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  • 16826
    So hungry I could eat a horse.

    I know an old lady who swallowed a horse. She's dead, of course.
      December 13, 2021 6:34 PM MST
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  • 11087
    He couldn't find his butt with both hands and a flashlight. 

      December 13, 2021 7:49 PM MST
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  • 53524

     

      I died laughing.
    ~

      December 14, 2021 11:16 AM MST
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  • 17614
    So mad I could spit nails.
      December 14, 2021 2:00 PM MST
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  • 3024
    As bad as a ring-tailed tootie.

    Slower than molasses on a cold winter morning.

    You're lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut.

    Has the world by the balls on a downhill pull.






    This post was edited by Honey Dew at December 16, 2021 1:23 AM MST
      December 15, 2021 9:26 AM MST
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