Is this about all those tildes? I have told you a hundred times that I do NOT have a problem, and that I have the problem fully under control. Grrrrrrr.
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I don’t have that many tildes in comparison to anyone else you know, right?
I can quite easily bypass a tilde sale without giving it a second thought.
Usually, I do not forego paying bills and taking care of obligations in order to feed my tilde habit. Usually.
I do not not have a tilde habit.
I am not in denial about having a tilde habit.
I am not not in no denial about not not having no danged habit about not liking tildes.
Tildes are NOT a gateway addiction.
It’s not hoarding, it’s collecting.
Tildes are not really that important to me. Lots of people think about tildes day and night. I just think about them first thing in the morning. And midday. And sometimes in the evenings. Ok, every evening. But only on weekdays and Saturdays and Sundays. All day long every single day.
I can stop thinking about tildes anytime I want to. I just don’t want to.
Hey, are you using that tilde? Let me hold onto it for you and I promise to give it right back.
Sometimes I post here without adding a tilde at the bottom. I hurts, but I do it.
I’ve never been hospitalized for a tilde-related incident. Well, not long-term hospitalization. Just urgent care or emergency room.
I have no tilde-related arrests in my past. This past month, I mean.
No one has ever severed a relationship with me due to tildes. They’ve done it because I chose the tildes over them.
I can go the rest of my life without another tilde. I think.
Rich people can have as many tildes as they want and no one says anything about it. Will can’t I?
It’s hereditary.
Tilde-shaming isn’t cool.
Tildes don’t collect people, people collect tildes.
I always shake like this and have nervous ticks; the tildes have nothing to do with.
Of course I have tildes hidden in crawl spaces and under floorboards and in the wall paneling, doesn’t everyone?
I no longer sell my relatives’ belongings for tilde money. It’s much better to pawn them.
[Edited because of numerous grammatical errors.]
Randy D 