Do you have any really cool scars?

I have a few battle scares and the cool part about them is when I show them off I can say - you should see the other guy. Cheers! 

I have a scar from nose to upper lip when my face got in the way of the heel of someone's boot during a football pile-up at school. Also a two inch scar on my left index finger by a hook from when I was trying to tie a  cow into her stall. I had the rope around her neck and ready to snap the hook onto the ring when she jerked back and the hook hooked into my finger from the base and tore through the skin almost to the tip of my finger.

I have the scar from my shoulder replacement,  a scar on my wrist from surgery to repair a break (which was broken at the same time I broke my shoulder). I also have a scar just below the kneecap from when I needed 18 stitches when I was a toddler.

Both hands from Carpal Tunnel Release.

One running from between my umbilicus and pubis across to my right hip. They did my back op from the front, disturbs less muscle that way. I look like the only man to have given birth by C-section.

 

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Nope, no cool ones (thankfully).  Just your average run of the mill scars.

I have a scar on my neck from surgery. I broke 3 verebrea in my neck 27 years ago. They went in from the front at base of the neck so it blends in with the natural wrinkles there. Also one on my right eyebrow. My earlobe was reattached  but the doctor was very good. No scar. I can feel it but it is not visible.