DISCLAIMER: I cannot take full credit, I have to acknowledge that this post was inspired by the exact same question but with a different gist to it being asked by another member.
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Er, um, are you sure it was love? That seems more like lust to me.
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No, no such inference was made on my part, that’s what you inferred from it, but that’s a question of interpretation.
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Hey, wait a second . . .
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