“Because a judge signed a restraining order, that’s why. Now step away from my door, I’ve already called the police.”
“I know that’s not how the lyrics go; I like to make up my own.”
“That happened before I was born, so I don’t know anything about it, I don’t care about it.”
“Everyone else is doing it.”
“It’s always been done this way, why are we doing it differently now?” And/or “We’ve never done it this way.”
“Vegemite tastes good, Matey, that’s why. Good on ya.”
“Get that ink pen away from me, I’m not just going to sign a contract without reading it first! Besides, who said I want to be part of your harem anyway?”
“I can’t afford to be seen with you in public. Again.”
“There are 5-star hotels, you know. This place doesn’t even have a name, the rates are by the hour, and they use butcher paper instead of sheets.”
“I’m Canadian, and I’ll use as many or as few commas as I want to, whether they’re in the right place or not! Besides, that badge of yours isn’t even valid here in Canada!”
“I only dance when I’m drunk.”
“Because you ate a sandwich yesterday, that’s why.”
“The last presidential administration . . . “
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Lol!
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Randy D 