“If concealing one's identity on the internet is made a criminal offense, a lot of us are in trouble.”
I already know the first person I’d press charges against for such an offense. I’d also petition the court to have the accused remanded to my custody for pre-trial confinement. I’d take very good care of her in the subterranean facility I’ve dug out of my sub-basement. Please let the laws change, PLEASE! I need this so badly that I can’t even put it into words. Grrrrrrr.
First, I’ll have to find the place where I found the fun font of which you are so fond, my fine female friend. Take five while I dive through the archive of my mind that is so alive, fertile, yet fallible that I have forgotten where I got it. Fear not, fair lady; I shall fetch it for you forthright, forsaking all other tasks until I fulfill this formidable feat.
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Hey, wait . . .
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What a funny coincidence! It’s called “marker felt”!
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Hmmm, she sure is gullible, she seems like the type of person who falls for just about anything. I wonder if she’s any good at making sandwiches? If so, I have the perfect position for her not far from where l live. Forward me her email address and I’ll send her a “job proposal” and an online invite to fly to California for the “interview” . . .
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