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Congratulations! You get to apply for the position of Pope. What do you put on your resume?

(Yes, Stu, I know this isn't how it works.)

Posted - January 29, 2022

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  • 10614
    That when I was in the illegal  cannabis biz I had a golden rule which was never selling to anyone under 20 years old. That rule cost me 1000s of dollars a year but I slept well knowing that I wasn't messing up any young minds. Cheers and happy weekend! This post was edited by Nanoose at January 30, 2022 12:19 PM MST
      January 29, 2022 4:40 PM MST
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  • 1421
    We proclaim you Pot Pope of the canna-biz.
      January 30, 2022 4:39 AM MST
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  • 10614
    Hey a new title. I was known as Sir Gotalot of Pot. Cheers! This post was edited by Nanoose at January 30, 2022 12:19 PM MST
      January 30, 2022 6:49 AM MST
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  • 10053
    Everything I'm thinking of is pretty offensive. I think I'll just abstain. 

    :)


      January 29, 2022 6:06 PM MST
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  • 1421
    I'm sorry, Savvy - the laws surrounding self-awareness are indeed very strict.
      January 30, 2022 4:41 AM MST
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  • 10053
    Ain't that the truth!?!


      January 30, 2022 12:20 PM MST
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  • 44332
    I'm Jewish. So was the first one. Oy.
      January 29, 2022 7:45 PM MST
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  • 1421
    It's the new Poype!
      January 30, 2022 4:41 AM MST
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  • 52993

     

      Oy vey!
      ~

      January 30, 2022 8:09 AM MST
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  • 10052
    I'm old, white and baptized Catholic. I'm also used to wearing a dress.
      January 29, 2022 8:47 PM MST
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  • 1421
    That is wonderful news. How do you look in a mitre? And you're not just looking to get away from our friend Randy, are you?
      January 30, 2022 4:42 AM MST
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  • 52993

     

      Vatican City is one of the smallest countries in the world. She won’t be able to hide as easily. 


    ~

      January 30, 2022 8:14 AM MST
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  • 32920
    I am more conservative than any recent Pope. 
    I am Christian. Will turn any abusers over to the police and remove them from the Church. 
      January 30, 2022 7:29 AM MST
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  • 1421
    Highly commendable - but is there a paradox if abusers claim that getting rid of them is anti-conservative?
      January 30, 2022 11:34 AM MST
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  • 32920
    I do not care what the abusers claim.  Conservatives are pro-law enforcement.  
      January 31, 2022 7:17 AM MST
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  • 52993

     

      Wait, there is a sandwich-related office or unit within the Vatican system, right? If so, I’m in!


    ~

      January 30, 2022 8:12 AM MST
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  • 1421
    Doesn't "The Papal Panini" sound good? I have no idea what would go in it, but amen.
      January 30, 2022 11:29 AM MST
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  • 52993

     

      Great idea, Bishop of Bread Crumbs, Cardinal of Cold Cuts, Rector of Reubens! As soon as I get confirmed and installed, I’ll see to it that you’re assigned a lucrative position!



    ~

      January 30, 2022 3:45 PM MST
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  • 10614
    I just thought of another thing that would look good on my Pope application. Once I saw a guy sitting on a bench and he had a bad case of the Jimmy legs so I asked him what was wrong. He told me that he was trying to give up the booze and he needed a bit of weed to take the edge off. I gave him a bag of free bud and told him that I would give him some once a week for a couple of months but if I find out he was selling it to buy booze I would cut him off.  He eventually beat his booze problem so I think that would show the Pope that I care about the people in my community. Cheers! 
      January 30, 2022 8:58 AM MST
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