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Oh, come on now; everyone knows Randall D would never ask for any kind of poison mixed in with sugar! That would only happen if you went behind his back and surreptitiously laced the poison into the . . . OH, WAIT!
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Remember our deal: I was never here, you don’t know me, you’ve never seen me, we’ve never talked with each other. Shhhhh.
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What do you mean? I just moved in three days ago. You must have loaned all that stuff to a different neighbor. Grrrrrrr.
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