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Do you think Randy D saw this? Man Gets Life For Fatally Running Down Acquaintance After Mayonnaise-Based Argument

An Iowa man has been sentenced to life behind bars for repeatedly running over an acquaintance with his truck and killing him after a heated argument that stemmed from a squirt of mayonnaise.

Kristofer Erlbacher, 29, of Woodbine was sentenced to a mandatory life sentence on Monday for the 2020 murder of 30-year-old Caleb Solberg of Moorhead, the Des Moines Register reports.

He was convicted in December of first-degree murder for the incident, which began with the two drinking and eating at a bar with another person. After Erlbacher put mayonnaise on Solberg's meal, the two then got into a fistfight, Harrison County Judge Greg Steensland wrote in his verdict.


https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/man-gets-life-fatally-running-225820324.html

Posted - February 6, 2022

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  • 44661
    Justa couple of corn-fed good-ol'-boys havin' some fun.
      February 6, 2022 2:08 PM MST
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  • 19937
    I liked the part where after he ran over him the first time and the guy lived, he ran over him a second time.  
      February 6, 2022 3:23 PM MST
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  • 44661
    YeeHaah.
      February 7, 2022 8:18 AM MST
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  • 11135
    Good thing it wasn't Vegemite.
      February 6, 2022 3:30 PM MST
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  • 19937
    If it was, the guy would have run over him a third time.
      February 6, 2022 9:20 PM MST
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  • 53531
      February 6, 2022 10:25 PM MST
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  • 16843
    Randy wouldn't let anybody with Vegemite get close enough to do that to him. As for me, I wouldn't waste it that way.
      February 6, 2022 10:50 PM MST
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  • 53531
      February 7, 2022 2:08 AM MST
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  • 10052
    Somehow, I'll bet it was more about the alcohol than the mayo. 

    Good thing Randy doesn't drink! :)
      February 6, 2022 8:02 PM MST
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  • 53531

     

      Just for clarification so that no one thinks I’m the guy in the story, I’ve never been to Iowa. Grrrrrrrr.

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      February 6, 2022 10:24 PM MST
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  • 5451
    I can vouch for that.  He always drives out of the way to spy on me on his way to Minnesota instead of taking the shortest route through Iowa.
      February 6, 2022 10:52 PM MST
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  • 53531

     

      The phrase “spy on” is ugly and inaccurate. We here at Randall and Associate Investigations LTD prefer “closely-applied prudent observation techniques and procedures designed to ensure safety and security against EIVVIL”.

      February 7, 2022 2:14 AM MST
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  • 44661
    EIVIL??
      February 7, 2022 8:20 AM MST
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  • 53531

     

      You spelled it wrong. It’s Livvie spelled backwards.
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      February 7, 2022 8:29 AM MST
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  • 44661
    I missed that. Clever.
      February 7, 2022 8:30 AM MST
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  • 53531

     

      She knows what it means, that’s the important part. Grrrrrrrr.
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      February 7, 2022 8:30 AM MST
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  • 11135
    Spy on you? He claimed he was going to see the Corn Palace
      February 7, 2022 4:41 AM MST
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  • 53531

     

      Lol, I had to look that one up, I had never heard of it before. 


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      February 7, 2022 7:51 AM MST
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  • 5451
    Shhh, don’t give him any ideas!

    *puts away the squirt bottle full of mayonnaise*
      February 6, 2022 10:45 PM MST
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  • 53531

     

      Er, um, a careful perusal of the story indicates that poor young innocent Randall D identifies more on the side of the victim here, NOT the perpetrator. Nice dodge to try and steer suspicion away from yourself, Queenpin.


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      February 7, 2022 2:18 AM MST
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