I’m perfectly willing to put myself out there if it will help.
(Relax; they’re swimming trunks, not underwear.)
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Wait your turn!
Putting myself out there doesn’t mean you’ll get less of me; I don’t mind spreading it around! I keep telling you to be patient and I’ll eventually work my way to you.
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Oh, not to worry. By the time you get to me, there won’t be any Speedo.
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She’ll take you!
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Of course not, it’s an affirmation of what she said above. I’m too skinny, not her type and therefore rejected, but she’ll take you because you’re a bit more er, um, “filled out”. (Cough, cough.)
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Tag-team, perhaps? Best of both worlds!
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((((You and I can always lose him and run off on our own. No one has to know. Shhhhhhh.))))
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You’ve just made me fall deeply in love with you all over again. Note to self: from now on, Echooos will make more sandwiches for me daily, and she insists that I eat them while naked. I’m soooooo happy, folks!
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