How can we inject a little life into this site? We average aboot ten questions a day. Any suggestions?

Nope!

 

  Wait your turn!

  Putting myself out there doesn’t mean you’ll get less of me; I don’t mind spreading it around! I keep telling you to be patient and I’ll eventually work my way to you. 
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That's okay you can pass me right on by, It was over as soon as I saw that Speedo. :):):)

 

  Oh, not to worry.  By the time you get to me, there won’t be any Speedo.

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LOL!!! Nope you look like you need to go eat some more of those sandwiches you like so much, little too skinny for my liking. :):):) That's okay you can keep dreaming. Hehehehe:)

I'm available...

 

  She’ll take you!
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Is that supposed to be a question?

 

 Of course not, it’s an affirmation of what she said above. I’m too skinny, not her type and therefore rejected, but she’ll take you because you’re a bit more er, um, “filled out”.  (Cough, cough.)
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If you have ever been to a beach in Europe, you see a lot of those guys.

Okay now I really am laughing out loud, You guys are killing me here. :):):)

 

  Tag-team, perhaps? Best of both worlds!

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Why am I not surprised that you had to take it there. Like I said before keep on dreaming . :):)

 

  ((((You and I can always lose him and run off on our own. No one has to know. Shhhhhhh.))))
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Only if you promise to eat more sandwiches and stop wearing Speedos. :):):)

 

  You’ve just made me fall deeply in love with you all over again. Note to self: from now on, Echooos will make more sandwiches for me daily, and she insists that I eat them while naked. I’m soooooo happy, folks!

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