Died
  Given birth
  Turned down a sandwich that was offered to me
  Been allergic to anything
  Sung well
  Had a broken bone
  Been exorcised
  Strangled someone because of his or her poor grammar 
  Admitted to the frivolous allegations thrown against me in restraining order proceedings
  Had long hair
  Given consent for a warrantless search of my sub-basement
  Worn any clothing in the color pink
  Understood those danged Canadians 

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Hold on a minute, that’s not what I heard:

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That’s the genuine article, Baby, taken by a camera that I surreptitiously installed in your bathroom last…oops, is this an open public forum? I’d best clam up.

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