Is there really an afterlife awaiting me?
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(Comma after the word “so”.)
It’s for demarcating the third separate clause within the same sentence.
“Whether healthy eating, regular exercise, adhering to a budget, or loving Randy D and letting him into my life are going to matter.”
You forgot one, Dear.
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That means I get both of you, right? She’s coming here to be with me.
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Ok, if you insist that I simply have to let her go in order to stay with you, it can’t be helped. Wear something skimpy so you’ll be ready for me.
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