What still has 2 thumbs and still looks good in a Speedo?

You will never guess so I will just tell you - its me. Today I was using a chop saw and chop saws are probably called  chop saws because they have chopped a lot of fingers and hands off people that didn't keep their mind on their job. And I must say it was pretty hard to keep my mind on the job well thinking about me in my speedo on the West Coast of Vancouver Island next mouth. Cheers!