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You get in a bad auto collision and wake up in an ICU. The doctor looks at you solemnly and tells you she had to amputate your feet.

What do you say or do?

1.  Scream and cry uncontrollably.
2.  Lay there numb.
3.  Ask the doc if you can get a pair of those cool blade prosthetics.
4.  Call your lawyer.
5.  Ask for some orange juice.
6.  Ask if anyone wants to buy your shoes.
7.  other______________________

Posted - February 25, 2022
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  • 17593
    When do I get the new ones?
      February 25, 2022 11:06 PM MST
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  • 10052
    Such a cheery question! 

    7) Think to myself "Hey, I can finally have a dog that can go everywhere with me!"
      February 26, 2022 7:48 AM MST
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  • 53504

     

    Thinking to someone else is impossible. 

      Think, “Hey, I can finally . . . ”

    :(

     
      June 3, 2022 8:57 AM MDT
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  • 10052
    Ridiculousness. 

    Reported! 
      June 3, 2022 5:53 PM MDT
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  • 2128
    You mean craziness.
      June 4, 2024 3:35 PM MDT
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  • 7792
    3.  Ask the doc if you can get a pair of those cool blade prosthetics.
      June 3, 2022 8:53 AM MDT
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  • 53504

     

      Other. My immediate thoughts would be about not being able to do my favorite exercise: running. 


    :(

      June 3, 2022 8:53 AM MDT
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  • 23576
    Though I like to run, too, I'm not thinking about running for some reason . . .
      June 3, 2022 8:22 PM MDT
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  • 2128
    Because your thoughts are running overtime these days probably. Why people run in Somerville: Somerville is a wall community and people get sick of feeling trapped and there is so much noise right now jumping out of your skull is typical or headphones can suck if you hate music. This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at June 4, 2024 6:07 PM MDT
      June 4, 2024 8:42 AM MDT
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  • 23576
    :)   
    Actually, I remember when I replied to Randy D --  I wasn't thinking about running because I was thinking of how attractive I found the runner in the image he posted.  :)


    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at June 10, 2024 5:38 AM MDT
      June 4, 2024 9:24 AM MDT
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  • 2128
    That can happen Wel. It's what side you stare at the most.
      June 10, 2024 3:14 PM MDT
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  • 53504
    7. Other

    It would be very difficult to take that bad news, but by putting priorities into perspective, at least there’s a bright side to it all. (Cough, cough.)


    ~



      December 29, 2022 7:25 AM MST
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  • 23576


    Number two would probably be first for a bit.

    Then numbers three through seven at some point. (I probably would not do number one.)
      June 4, 2024 8:18 AM MDT
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