“Strange and rare. Curious and puzzling. Outlandish and preposterous. Falderall and poppycock!”
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Blasphemy, pure blasphemy! Grrrrrrrr.
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Those are not mutually inclusive traits.
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I know, huh?
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I like your point of view on this!
If you’re applying for a job, consider yourself hired!
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Hey, wait . . . the job opening must be filled right away! If you’re not available, I’ll have to continue interviewing candidates. (Cough, cough.)
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I get that a lot.
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