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The AnswerMug Challenge Series, Randall D In My Life Forever One Way Or Another Edition:

 

[This is perfectly tailor-made for the Anti-Randy D crowd among us, especially the ones who continually file those frivolous restraining order applications. Grrrrrrr.

 

 

Imagine you have only these two following choices to make concerning Randy D:

 

A. Randy D disappears from your life forever, he cannot make any contact with you whatsoever nor do anything to interject himself as a presence in your life in any way, buttttttttt, every day for the rest of your life, you must post a new/different glowing and praiseworthy commentary of at least 150 words extolling his virtues and wonderful personality.

 

 

 

OR

 

B. Randy D moves in with you for the rest of his natural life (expected to be at least 40 more years), and you get to make sandwiches for him day and night when you’re not maintaining his Tilde Vault.]

 

 

 

 

 

 

Posted - April 14

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  • 1738
    Tell me about his personality before I decide. :  )  What does he do every day, on the weekends as well.  :   )

    Does his harem get in the way of someone who wants him all to herself?


    This post was edited by Honey Dew at April 14, 2022 4:58 PM MDT
      April 14, 2022 7:51 AM MDT
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  • 48300

     

      Charming, engrossing, extroverted, generous, and fun-filled.
      Varied schedules, can’t easily be defined nor codified.
      A private guided tour of The Harem premises would be the best way to see things for yourself. Shall we start with the sub-basement?


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      April 14, 2022 4:58 PM MDT
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  • 1738
    The first part sounds hunkey dorie but a tour of the sub basement is a "nay, nay." 
      April 14, 2022 5:06 PM MDT
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  • 48300
     So you’re not the sandwich-making type of woman?


    :(
      April 14, 2022 7:51 PM MDT
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  • 1738
    My samich making ability is legendary.  I'll make you a sandwich you will never forget. 
      April 15, 2022 12:57 PM MDT
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  • 48300

     

      This is great! You’ll absolutely love the accommodations in the sub-basement! How soon can you move in?




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      April 15, 2022 4:48 PM MDT
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  • 1738
    That's all you have to offer; a dreary dirty basement?  Nay, nay that is not for me. 
      April 15, 2022 7:13 PM MDT
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  • 48300

     

      But you get every third holiday off! I’ll go easy on your sandwich quota the first year! I’ll make you a trustee so that you can boss the other inmates employees around!  You’ll get front-of-the-line privileges for the slop bucket! You’ll have the freedom to clean that basement to your heart’s desire and according to your own high standards! Your tin cup will runneth over!
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      April 15, 2022 9:26 PM MDT
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  • 1738
    You make an attractive argument; every third holiday and a boss?  Wow!
      April 16, 2022 5:30 AM MDT
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  • 48300
      April 16, 2022 6:22 PM MDT
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  • 8471
    Is there a third option? 
      April 14, 2022 7:34 PM MDT
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  • 48300

     

      Well, only because you’re begging for one, and only because it’s you.  Here it is:

    C. Every day for the rest of your life, you must post a new/different glowing and praiseworthy commentary of at least 150 words extolling Randy D’s virtues and wonderful personality, you move into his spare bedroom for the rest of his natural life (expected to be at least 40 more years), and you get to make sandwiches for him day and night when you’re not maintaining his Tilde Vault.

      See what happens when you overreach?


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      April 14, 2022 9:34 PM MDT
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  • 14518
    B and I get in a truckload of Vegemite. He'll move out of his own accord, trust me.
      April 14, 2022 8:39 PM MDT
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  • 48300

     

      That’s not part of the deal! Besides, you’re not a member of the target demographic for Option B, so by default, I’ll mark you down for Option A.


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      April 14, 2022 9:45 PM MDT
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  • 7845
    B. And I ensure that Randy meets an untimely end shortly before the move takes place.
      April 14, 2022 9:43 PM MDT
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  • 48300

     

      But if you did that, it would mean you and I could never be togeth…oh, wait, I see. Grrrrrrrrrrrr. 


    :(

      April 14, 2022 9:49 PM MDT
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  • 1738
    Forget about THAT woman, only I can satisfy your need for the best grilled cheese ever.  This post was edited by Honey Dew at April 16, 2022 5:31 AM MDT
      April 15, 2022 12:59 PM MDT
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  • 48300

     

      And you neither file revolving and frivolous restraining orders against me nor do you want to do me physical harm. Besides that, you’re as compliant as can be. I like that, it’s a nice change. I can get ahold of ol’ Jane S any time I want to, she’s the dime-a-dozen type, but you, well, you seem like one-in-a-million.  You know, I think I’ll prepare the largest and most comfortable cell suite for you in the basement dungeon dormitory.  (Cough, cough.)


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      April 15, 2022 4:31 PM MDT
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  • 1738
    Oh lovely, I can wait. Easy going is not compliant buster.  :   I This post was edited by Honey Dew at April 15, 2022 6:24 PM MDT
      April 15, 2022 6:23 PM MDT
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  • 48300

     

      Two typographical errors. I can’t do this. My adoring public might see me. Grrrrrrr. 

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      April 15, 2022 9:30 PM MDT
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  • 1738
    Oh, go ahead and tell us what be the problem. 
      April 16, 2022 5:26 AM MDT
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  • 16281
    You have an illegal For in there. 
      April 15, 2022 11:36 AM MDT
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  • 48300
      April 15, 2022 4:33 PM MDT
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  • 16281
    It's OK.  I have noticed a few errors of my own that I just didn't go back and correct.  I was sure someone would catch them.  :)
      April 16, 2022 12:57 PM MDT
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