Is a cow that won't produce considered a milk dud, or is it just udder failure?

  (Comma after the word “cow”.)










You haven’t received a citation in a little while, and it’s come under the notice of the Normal Citizens’ Review Board and
Oversight Committee on Grammar Police Force Procedures and Policies. They’re concerned that you might be getting special treatment or quid pro quo favoritism at the hands of a particular officer. You’re not enticing or being pressured by one of the officers, are you?

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