[Egg, yam, oat, tea, soy, ale, cod, pho, jam, or fig.
Of the ten three-letter beverage and food items listed here, which one did you consume most recently, AND what other beverage(s)* or food(s)* did you consume along with it?
*Excluding any of the beverages and foods that are on the list itself.
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You should be careful about that second one; it acts just like a repellent.
Hey, wait . . . !
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You’re complicating things. I’m calling my attorney.
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Just wait until they start investigating you for all the counterfeit loonies you’ve been passing around!! Ha!
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Yes. You informed us of that about a year ago. 
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I could have made a left turn and gone to Mexico to find a fake wife, but nnnnooooo! I had some crazy idea to turn right and go into Canada to look for one. Fourteen different times but the same woman, now that I think of it. Grrrrrrrrr.
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Ok, I’ll have your cellblock guest bedroom suite ready in about three more weeks. By the way, you still haven’t told anyone you’ll be stopping by here, right? Remember our deal!
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Jane S 