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What do you think Randy D would do if you served him avocado toast with Vegemite and mayonnaise on it, trying to pass it off as a sandwich?

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Posted - May 1

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  • 29318
    I don't know what RANDY would do but I would throw it away. 
      May 1, 2022 1:44 PM MDT
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  • 48327

      High five, my kindred sister!
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      May 1, 2022 6:15 PM MDT
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  • 1751
    He would be shocked because he knows I am aware of his intense dislike for avocado, Vegemite and mayonnaise.  I would never serve that to him.  I'm a good sammich maker and that would hut his feelings and ruin my reputation.   :  )
      May 1, 2022 2:58 PM MDT
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  • 48327

      That’s so beautiful! (Sob, sniff.)
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    [Only one typo. Officer discretion permits me to overlook it under present circumstances. Cough, cough.]

      May 1, 2022 6:22 PM MDT
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  • 1751
    Awwww, there, there.  Number 1 harem girl cares...a lot. :   )
      May 1, 2022 6:25 PM MDT
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  • 48327

     

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      May 1, 2022 6:40 PM MDT
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  • 7850
    If he knows what's good for him, he'll shut up and eat it. 
      May 1, 2022 7:08 PM MDT
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  • 4316
    It is good for him!  It has lots of vitamins and nutrients and stuff.
      May 1, 2022 7:37 PM MDT
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  • 48327

     

      Stay out of this, you! Grrrrrrr.

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      May 2, 2022 4:08 AM MDT
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  • 48327

     

     Grrrrrrrr. NEVER! Anti ’til I die!

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      May 2, 2022 4:07 AM MDT
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  • 14523


    I wouldn't eat it either. Who ruined it by putting mayo on it?
      May 2, 2022 3:51 AM MDT
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  • 4316

    *cuts the piece of toast in half*

    *puts the two halves together*

    There, it’s a sandwich now!  There’s no argument that it’s a sandwich now!

      May 2, 2022 10:24 AM MDT
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  • 48327

     

     WHAT PART OF MAYONNAISE, AVOCADO, AND VEGEMITE DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND ARE NEVER TO BE PLACED IN FRONT OF RANDALL D RANDOLPH, AND CAN NEVER BE USED AS SANDWICH FIXIN’ FARE? GRRRRRRR.

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      May 2, 2022 10:37 AM MDT
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  • 4316
    I didn’t place it front of you.  I put it off the side so you could eat it after you finished the appetizer. 
      May 2, 2022 11:53 AM MDT
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  • 48327

    Grrrrrrr. 

      May 2, 2022 1:13 PM MDT
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  • 4316
    You didn’t mention the appetizer, which is a good thing.  Most people think it’s something really gross, but I see you just wolfed it right down anyway. 
      May 2, 2022 7:45 PM MDT
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  • 48327

     

      I would have to be loco in the coco to eat anything you prepared without first having a taste-tester try it out. You’ve been after me for years, so the guy you thought was me is really a cloned version that wolfed down your poisoned portion, and being a cyborg, is unharmed by it. Nice try, Eivvil Livvie. Grrrrrrr.
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      May 3, 2022 12:06 AM MDT
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