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The Human Resources Manager warns you about inappropriate behaviors toward Randy D. What was it you were doing? Humorous answers, please.

 

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Posted - May 13

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  • 14523
    Sneaking Vegemite into his sammiches.
      May 13, 2022 11:45 PM MDT
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  • 48327

     

      How cruel, yet expected. Grrrrrrr.
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      May 14, 2022 7:57 AM MDT
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  • 1281
    Spamming his inbox with Richard Simmons paraphernalia.

      May 14, 2022 5:39 AM MDT
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  • 48327

     

      This will be reflected in your performance evaluations. Grrrrrrr.
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      May 14, 2022 7:58 AM MDT
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  • 7850
    Actually, I was warned about inappropriate behavior from Randy D.
      May 14, 2022 6:34 AM MDT
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  • 48327

     

      Wrong post, dear. This is the one where you’re supposed to pour out the love and affection that you have for me.
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      May 14, 2022 7:56 AM MDT
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  • 7850
      May 14, 2022 10:24 AM MDT
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  • 48327

     

      And so many women are attracted to a man who can make them laugh. I seem to hit on all cylinders with Jane S: one great quality of mine after another and she finds herself hopelessly wrapped around my little finger. True love. (Sigh.)




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      May 14, 2022 2:50 PM MDT
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  • 1751
    I know I like a man who can make me laugh.  :  )
      May 16, 2022 11:02 AM MDT
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  • 48327
      May 17, 2022 1:46 AM MDT
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  • 1751
      May 17, 2022 5:36 AM MDT
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  • 7412
    I became angry at Big D for catching me stealing tildes out of a box in his cubicle and a scuffle broke out. After getting my ass kicked, I forgave him. He overlooked that little brouhaha later, but then again he caught me again 2 weeks later doing the same thing. I was more embarrassed than anything that second time.
    This post was edited by Zack at May 17, 2022 1:48 PM MDT
      May 14, 2022 8:05 AM MDT
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  • 14523
    cubical cubicle. He's not a square (well not completely, anyway).

      May 14, 2022 10:41 PM MDT
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  • 48327



     I’m considering some type of early-warning system to nip this kind of thing in the bud.




      Grrrrrrrrrrrr.
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      May 15, 2022 10:58 AM MDT
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  • 7412
    WHOA!! I got scared there for a moment, since it took you a while to respond. I should have known that you would.
      May 15, 2022 12:01 PM MDT
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  • 1751
    Randy is very tilde sensitive. 
      May 17, 2022 5:37 AM MDT
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  • 48327

     

      I know, huh?  Sometimes, I can barely sleep worrying about what’s happening with them . . .




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      May 17, 2022 6:54 AM MDT
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  • 8476
    I hired a male stripper dressed as a process server to make it rain restraining orders all over his desk. 
      May 14, 2022 9:28 AM MDT
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  • 48327

     


      So many different levels and layers and types of cruelty, it’s a wonder you weren’t fired immediately. Grrrrrrrrrrrr.

    Hostile workplace environment! Toxic coworker!



    :(

      May 14, 2022 2:56 PM MDT
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  • 48327

     


      (Nice body and cute face, though. Too bad we couldn’t have made some kind of “arrangements”.  Cough, cough.)
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      May 14, 2022 10:11 PM MDT
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  • 41315
    I rummaged through his desk looking for the key to his dunge...sub basement.
      May 14, 2022 11:52 AM MDT
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  • 48327

     

      Dude, if you’d like to sample the goods, all you had to do was discreetly let me know; there are procedures already in place . . . 

     


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      May 14, 2022 3:03 PM MDT
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  • 4316

    Seriously?  What makes you guys think I had anything to do with that fire at Randy’s desk?  Desk fires happen all of the time!

    Jeez, it’s like every day is National Blame Livvie Day in this place. 

      May 14, 2022 8:34 PM MDT
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  • 48327

     

      *Hello, is this the District Attorney’s Office? Thank you. Listen, my name is Randy D, but wait, please don’t hang up! I know full well that there’s an injunction against me calling this office, just like when I call the police department, but unlike all those other calls, it is truly an emergency. This time there is clear-cut videotaped evidence of Livvie committing another crime against me! No, please don’t hang up, give me five minutes! I want an arrest made and charges filed for Livvie commuting committing an act of arson on my property, and I believe it could even be construed as an attempt on my life. No, I’m not obsessed with Livvie, you have her confused with those restraining order cases by a lady in Minnesota. But you’re straying off topic. There’s an obscure website with a small community of misfits and weirdos that Livvie uses to flaunt her criminal activity, and that’s where the video can be found. How do I know about the website? Well, I’m a member of it, DUH! No, I’m neither a weirdo nor a misfit, I’m the only sane person there. Now back to Livvie’s plots to bring me down. Hello? Hello, is anyone there? I think we’ve been disconnected. Hello? Hello, hello?

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    This post was edited by Randy D at May 16, 2022 11:00 AM MDT
      May 14, 2022 10:05 PM MDT
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