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How cruel, yet expected. Grrrrrrr.
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This will be reflected in your performance evaluations. Grrrrrrr.
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Wrong post, dear. This is the one where you’re supposed to pour out the love and affection that you have for me.
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And so many women are attracted to a man who can make them laugh. I seem to hit on all cylinders with Jane S: one great quality of mine after another and she finds herself hopelessly wrapped around my little finger. True love. (Sigh.)
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I’m considering some type of early-warning system to nip this kind of thing in the bud.
Grrrrrrrrrrrr.
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I know, huh? Sometimes, I can barely sleep worrying about what’s happening with them . . .
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So many different levels and layers and types of cruelty, it’s a wonder you weren’t fired immediately. Grrrrrrrrrrrr.
Hostile workplace environment! Toxic coworker!
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(Nice body and cute face, though. Too bad we couldn’t have made some kind of “arrangements”. Cough, cough.)
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Dude, if you’d like to sample the goods, all you had to do was discreetly let me know; there are procedures already in place . . .
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Seriously? What makes you guys think I had anything to do with that fire at Randy’s desk? Desk fires happen all of the time!
Jeez, it’s like every day is National Blame Livvie Day in this place. 
*Hello, is this the District Attorney’s Office? Thank you. Listen, my name is Randy D, but wait, please don’t hang up! I know full well that there’s an injunction against me calling this office, just like when I call the police department, but unlike all those other calls, it is truly an emergency. This time there is clear-cut videotaped evidence of Livvie committing another crime against me! No, please don’t hang up, give me five minutes! I want an arrest made and charges filed for Livvie commuting committing an act of arson on my property, and I believe it could even be construed as an attempt on my life. No, I’m not obsessed with Livvie, you have her confused with those restraining order cases by a lady in Minnesota. But you’re straying off topic. There’s an obscure website with a small community of misfits and weirdos that Livvie uses to flaunt her criminal activity, and that’s where the video can be found. How do I know about the website? Well, I’m a member of it, DUH! No, I’m neither a weirdo nor a misfit, I’m the only sane person there. Now back to Livvie’s plots to bring me down. Hello? Hello, is anyone there? I think we’ve been disconnected. Hello? Hello, hello?
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