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I don’t know about you, “butt” I happen to need my colon.
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Now you’re just blatantly flirting with me.
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I’m so happy your not excepting you’re award!
That means I get to move up in the company!
You’ll be getting my parking space! I recommend getting to work 15 minutes earlier. It’s a bit of a walk.
You’ll also be getting my old office! Enjoy!
Have any desk fires taken place at that office? Rumor has it that they happen “all the time”. Grrrrrrr. I’m not buying it.
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Firebug.
Reported.
I’ve already been reported. HR made me watch a stupid training video about workplace fire prevention.
Note to self: Ziploc bags are not good for storing gasoline.
Learning to be a better criminal, I see. Grrrrrrrrrrr.
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