Would you remind me again of who you are, please?

I'm the Vegemite smuggler whose agents have infiltrated a sammich making dungeon facility in SD.

Shhhh! Don't draw attention to us! We've never met and I was never here. Got it? Good.

Now, get in line and tell the barista you want two venti hot cocoas with five shots of espresso each, hold the cocoa. That's your code order, so you must say it exactly that way.

Then, take the drinks to the corner booth and have a seat. Place one cup near the edge of the table. There may be eyes on the joint, so you'll have to look convincing and drink the other like you've been lost in the desert for days and it's the first water you've seen. 

Stop making that face. This is important. 

The barista will come by your table and suggest that you order food. Ask her for a house special sandwich. If she returns with anything other than a Vegemite sandwich, abort the mission. If she brings you a Vegemite sandwich, it means your contact is present and it's safe to proceed. You must eat the whole sandwich to ensure no evidence is left behind.

Dude, seriously... stop with the faces. We're talking about millions of dollars in top-shelf illicit beans here. If you can't keep it together, you won't get your cut. 

Wait... Where are you going?

Quit pretending you don't know that I'm the woman who has the restraining order that prohibits you from being within 1000 feet of me. I will give you to the count of three to turn around and start running or I'm calling the police.

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