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He: “Look, there’s Welby Quentin! That dude sure is cool, don’t you think?”
She: “You know I do.”
He: “Hold on; I saw him first!”
She: “Don’t even trip. I’m waiting for Randy D.”
He: “I’m sorry.”
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I really said that? Or did you make it up?
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Randy D Katt was just trying to mind his own business when your cat came along and started flirting with him because she wanted something. He didn’t really steal her; they just went off and did their “thang” for a little while (cough, cough). If she didn’t come back home after that, it’s not on Randy.
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What mess, and how do I know it was left behind by me? For all I know, anyone could have left it there. Grrrrrrr.
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