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If a poison expires, is it more poisonous or less?

Posted - June 1, 2022

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  • 10639
    Less.  However, you can still use out of code (date) poisons up to 5 years after the sell-by date.  They just won't be as effective.

    "Whaddaya mean they're still alive??  I put a half a bottle of bleach in their soup!" 
    "Yes , but it was 6 years past its sell-by date".
    "Doh!"
      June 1, 2022 4:07 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     


      That danged Shuhak! I know he’s the ringleader behind this, and I’ll get him for it too. Grrrrrrr.

    :(

      June 1, 2022 5:56 PM MDT
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  • 10639
    Funny and Hilarious — You have no proof. Funny SMS » Funny Pics » | Crazy  cats, Funny cat pictures, Funny cats
      June 2, 2022 12:36 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      “There’s no need to get caught, so after having our fun, we rub out the evidence.”
    ~

      June 2, 2022 12:40 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    LOVE that vacuum part!
      June 3, 2022 7:53 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      Of course. Hey, wait . . .



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      June 1, 2022 4:07 PM MDT
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  • 11002
    Don't be cheap.  If you're going to poison someone, buy some fish fresh poison. This post was edited by Jane S at June 3, 2022 7:53 PM MDT
      June 1, 2022 6:00 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      [[[Gee, folks, you don’t think she has actually researched this kind of thing, do you? Gulp!]]]


    ~

      June 1, 2022 6:15 PM MDT
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  • 11002
    Don't  think so much and eat the nice sandwich I made for you. This post was edited by Jane S at June 3, 2022 7:53 PM MDT
      June 1, 2022 8:15 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     


    What a dilemma, folks: I’m happy that my turtle dove has been so nice as to make a sandwich for me, it brings out tears of joy, but the topic of the question has me too worried to take even one bite . . .

    ~

      June 1, 2022 8:38 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Are you crying over your missed violation now? 

      June 3, 2022 8:07 PM MDT
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  • 53509
    Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.
    ~
      June 3, 2022 9:00 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Hi, Jane. Are you sure you didn't mean to say "...buy some fresh poison"? 


      June 3, 2022 6:37 PM MDT
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  • 11002
    I think somebody must have changed it. Randy wouldn't have missed a typo!
      June 3, 2022 7:46 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Finding errors that Randy and Stu miss is almost better than finding their typos!

    :) 
      June 3, 2022 7:51 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      I thought it was some particularly potent type of poison about which I am unaware. I’m not the one who studies that stuff, you know.

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      June 3, 2022 9:03 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Aren't you the resident scientist? You tell us!

    :)
      June 1, 2022 8:23 PM MDT
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  • 44614
    OK...the answer is yes.
      June 2, 2022 6:57 AM MDT
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  • 13277
    Not if it causes the victim to expire.
      June 1, 2022 8:50 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    :)
    :)
      June 3, 2022 7:54 PM MDT
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  • 16779
    Less, so you have to use more.
      June 2, 2022 6:31 AM MDT
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  • 44614
    I knew a guy named Les Ismore.
      June 2, 2022 6:57 AM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      Isn’t he the one whose sister is named Mora Ismore, and married a guy named Morris Orlis? She chose to hyphenate her surnames and is now known as Mrs. Mora Ismore-Orlis. 
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      June 4, 2022 7:03 AM MDT
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