What is your greatest moment of being empathetic?

What about mayonnaise?

 

  Oh, believe me, the complete list is rather quite long; it’s not just the avocados.  Grrrrrrrrrrrr.
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  I have probably had much more than my fair share of anti-mayo tirades on AnswerMug so far. I have to give equal time to ranting against avocados.
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This post was edited by Randy D at June 5, 2022 1:10 PM MDT

Well, I don't like avocados at all. I'm a coffee and mayo defender. So rage against the avocado all you'd like. 

 

  Wait, you’ve known about my aversion to avocados all these many years and never revealed that we share it in common? What other commonalities are you withholding from me? Do you only eat ice cream that’s slightly melted or soft serve? You abstain from biting your fingernails, don’t you? Do you have a tiny scar near your left eye from an incident in your late teens or early twenties? Is kite-flying a passion of yours? You still have your tonsils and appendix, am I right? Your third grade teacher was from Kansas? Do you bowl? Is your coffee table oval, or is it rectangular? Is your navel an innie or an outie? Your birthday is on an odd-numbered day, right? When added together, there are more letters in your full real name than in your user name, correct? Your birthmark is on one of your limbs, I’ll bet!

 See? This is all evidence that we should be together! Pack a bag and I’ll go fluff up the pillows in the guest room. I’m only 30 minutes from the San Diego Airport, so call me as soon as the landing gear is down so that I can be there as you’re clearing baggage claim! Don’t just sit there gaping! Pack, pack already; time’s a wastin’! Bye!
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Beautiful! 

I'm with SavvyAnsley, for sure. 

Thanks, both of you :) The arrival of that kid changed many things for the better.

Amazing how that happens, isn't it? 

And a big reminder of what matters. 

(Hey, between your profile picture and the frog prince... you wouldn't be trying to adopt me?)

 

  Be careful, Bub. She’s already parceled out the spare bedroom to me, so the couch is the best you’ll get for the time being.


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Why so threatened? Is it because you just realized that the planned act of "parceling out" contradicts any idea of a legal obligation, especially where new (more handsome) factors must lead to revised consideration? And this after you reaffirmed your dietary weak points?

 

  “Dietary weak points”? She doesn’t touch avocados and neither do I! We’re so compatible it’s practically written in stone! Besides, I don’t oppose the adoption at all, not one bit, you’ll be related to her on a familial level, I’m in line for more amorous designs, less handsome or not. There’s a hierarchy here; spare bedroom beats sofa-surfing by a mile.
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Your memory is really slipping, or the delusions are back. Slow your roll!  I believe it was air mattress in the garage with potential access to the screened porch. Is that ringing any bells? 

 

  Meh, since you were kind enough to include privileges for nocturnally knocking on the bedroom door in the fine print, air mattress it is. You think of everything!



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Oh, I didn't even think of that. Hehe! I just love frogs and was excited to see it in the gift selection! 
If I were looking to adopt another son, I would be most honored! Auntie Savvy seems right to me. :)

Yes, :)
Children so often have a way of teaching and enlightening me.

Cool.  :)