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Nanoose

Will Donald Trump move to Alaska if the US gives it back to Russia?

Russia has been saying that they want Alaska back and if they get it I think Trump will move there so he can be closer to Putin. Cheers!

Posted - July 7, 2022
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  • 10635
    No.  Not enough adoring fans there to sing him praises.  Besides, lardo hates the cold.
      July 7, 2022 4:45 PM MDT
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  • 11102
    Can you imagine what he would look like in a snowsuit? Cheer!
      July 7, 2022 4:49 PM MDT
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  • 10635
    not and keep my lunch down.
      July 7, 2022 4:56 PM MDT
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  • 44602
    And mukluks.
      July 8, 2022 7:41 AM MDT
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  • 11102
    Can you imagine him doing his YMCA dance in a pair of mukluks? Cheers and happy weekend!
      July 8, 2022 8:08 AM MDT
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  • 16763
    Russia doesn't want Alaska back, Putin does. Or says he does, it could just be drumming up anti-West sentiment, stoking local paranoia because the war in Ukraine isn't the walkover he expected and the Russians are turning on him. An armed coup d'etat is the fear of every dictator, the Army isn't happy with him. A military junta isn't out of the question, the Russians aren't wedded to democracy because they've hardly ever known it.
      July 7, 2022 4:49 PM MDT
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  • 1953
    Wouldn't that be nice, maybe Trump, Putin and Sarah could all get eaten by grizzly bears. 
      July 7, 2022 6:23 PM MDT
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  • 3701
    Bears aren't stupid - they would spit all of them out.
      July 7, 2022 6:29 PM MDT
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  • 1953
    That poor grizzly bear would be vomiting all over Alaska. :) Or end up with a case of explosive diarrhea. 
      July 8, 2022 9:39 AM MDT
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  • 11102
    Yeah but because of all the KFC  - 11 secret herbs and spices that Trump has in his body the spit would cause a environmental disaster. Cheers and happy weekend! 
      July 8, 2022 9:52 AM MDT
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  • 3701
    Actually, Trump wouldn't move there because he'd be afraid to be mistaken for a moose and shot.
      July 8, 2022 3:40 PM MDT
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  • 11102
    Putin and Sarah would tell Trump to just stand still and pretend he is a potato so they could run to safety. Cheers! This post was edited by Nanoose at July 8, 2022 9:38 AM MDT
      July 7, 2022 6:34 PM MDT
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  • 1953
    :):)
      July 8, 2022 9:37 AM MDT
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  • 10996
    I think if we give it back, it should be with the condition that they take Trump. 
      July 7, 2022 7:18 PM MDT
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  • 11102
    Putin - Counteroffer you keep Trump and we give you potato. Cheers!
      July 7, 2022 7:32 PM MDT
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  • 3719
    I think Trump would be further away, geographically!

    I can see why Russia might want back the territory it had sold to the USA in 1967: mineral reserves and control of the Bering Straits that may become a major sea-way with ice retreat.

    I can't imagine the USA agreeing though; any more than the Greenlanders and Danes agreed to Trump apparently wanting to take over Greenland.

    Nor can I imagine the indigenous, settler-descendant and present immigrant, Alaskans wanting that either. 

    Even with the promise of becoming the home of an ex-Presidential golf-course speculator. Errr, never mind Putin, would they want him, though?
      July 11, 2022 2:52 AM MDT
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