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The motorcade carrying Randolph D has just arrived, and your responsibility is to rush him inside the building. What’s the big hurry?

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Posted - July 12

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  • 11426
    Must protect him from loose tildes flying about.*

    *Or flying aboot if in Canada, eh.
      July 12, 2022 5:25 PM MDT
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  • 49446

     

      Hey, wait! Catch those tildes, don’t just let them get away!! If they’re the wild variety, they’re the best that can be found because they’re better than the man-made ones! Besides, they don’t belong to anyone, so registration and licensing aren’t required! I’ll save a fortune adding them to my collection! Somebody get a net or something! Grrrrrrr.
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      July 12, 2022 6:02 PM MDT
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  • 2025
    They want to make sure he doesn't get away. 
      July 12, 2022 6:33 PM MDT
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  • 49446

     


     I think you’ve convinced him.  (Cough, cough.)

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      July 12, 2022 8:27 PM MDT
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  • 2025
    Sweet
    This post was edited by Honey Dew at July 13, 2022 6:10 AM MDT
      July 12, 2022 8:52 PM MDT
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  • 8861
    I'm not entirely sure. My job is to get you in the building ASAP and Jaimie, Jane and Livvie said they'd take it from there. 

    I'm sure it will be a nice surprise you'll enjoy. Probably sandwiches involved....

    What's wrong? Why are you suddenly sweating? What's with the look of terror in your eyes??





      July 12, 2022 6:34 PM MDT
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  • 7130
    Oh I didn’t see this lol. We must have been posting at the same time :) yes, great minds!

    This post was edited by Jaimie at July 13, 2022 9:10 PM MDT
      July 12, 2022 6:46 PM MDT
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  • 49446


      Wait, Savvy, please don’t believe anything that Jaimie tells you about me, Jaimie, don’t believe anything that Jane S tells you about me, Jane S, don’t believe anything that Livvie tells you about me, and Livvie, don’t believe anything that Savvy tells you about me. All of you, please just listen to me; I can explain everything. Grrrrrrr.


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      July 12, 2022 8:21 PM MDT
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  • 8151
    No one has to tell me anything. I've seen enough with my own eyes.
      July 13, 2022 6:28 AM MDT
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  • 49446
    Grrrrrrr.
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      July 13, 2022 7:35 AM MDT
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  • 8861
    Amen!

      July 13, 2022 4:42 PM MDT
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  • 49446


      Nothing to see here, please move along, just go on about your day, this is official  business, ladies and gentlemen, clear the sidewalks, please, that’s it, thank you, thank you, keep it moving, keep it moving, just routine, folks, nothing that would interest you, please don’t block the throughway, go on home if you don’t mind . . . especially you, Miss, keep moving. (Grrrrrrr.)
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      July 13, 2022 6:49 PM MDT
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  • 4475
    Yes!  Bring him to me, please!
      July 13, 2022 9:09 PM MDT
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  • 49446

     


      Be forewarned: my attorneys are on their way over here right now, I won’t make a statement outside of their presence, and as far as that Livvie woman is concerned, I was lured in here by that vixen Ansley, who alluded to sandwiches. Well, I’m not going to eat anything that Livvie had a part in  preparing for me, not even if it’s a stack of sandwiches three feet high and four feet wide . . . hold on a second, what’s that in the reception hall, it looks like a stack of sandwiches three feet high and four feet wide. Pass me some napkins, some mustard, and a bottle of root beer!

     


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      July 13, 2022 9:57 PM MDT
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  • 7130

    There’s an enraged  a lovely group of women in the building that have recently escaped his dungeon become aware of the awesomeness that is Randy D and I am to ensure that he gets inside the building promptly to get what’s coming to him. 


     

     

      July 12, 2022 6:41 PM MDT
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  • 8861
    Great minds, my friend. 
      July 12, 2022 6:43 PM MDT
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  • 7130
    Lol,  post yours too so he knows we’re all on to him :) 
      July 12, 2022 6:45 PM MDT
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  • 49446


      Hold on, why is there a crate from Australia on the loading dock, it’s not full of Vegemite, is it? Is that a Hellman’s mayonnaise truck? Something suspicious is going on here. And since when is avocado an appropriate massage oil? Whose idea was the heavy-duty restraint system?  I don’t like the way this is looking . . . I’d like to leave now, please. Grrrrrrr. 

     


    :(

      July 12, 2022 8:21 PM MDT
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  • 8861
    "Heavy-duty restraint system" just made me think of the movie '9 to 5'. 

    That has to be one of my all-time favorites. 

    Hey, I'll bet the scene with them smoking weed and laughing so much imprinted on my brain and sparked my interest in cannabis! 

      July 13, 2022 4:41 PM MDT
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  • 15040
    Keeping him away from the horde of women hurling child support suits and allegations of breaching restraining orders.
      July 12, 2022 6:44 PM MDT
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  • 49446

     

      You’re the only one who cares.




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      July 12, 2022 8:25 PM MDT
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  • 598
    The restaurant that is across the street has squirt bottles of ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise on every table but one. That one table has only squirt bottles of ketchup and mustard. That is the table at which Livvie sat before your arrival. She's in the crowd. She's two metres from you. She moves toward you.  
      July 12, 2022 9:16 PM MDT
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  • 49446

     

      Guide me, O Wise One.
      ~

      July 13, 2022 7:36 AM MDT
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  • 4475
    I don’t get why Martina’s so devoted to you.  She just took a stream of mayonnaise for you. 
      July 13, 2022 9:14 PM MDT
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