Have you been to all of the states or provinces that border the one where you live?

 

  Why did you borrow the keys to my Grammar Evidence Locker, and where do you plan to take those two 55-gallon drums of gasoline?  Hey, wait a second . . . 

 

:(

You should thank me for not locking you in it before the “accidental” gasoline spill and match toss.  

 

  See, folks? I’ve been telling all of you how she tried to get me to assign her as my beneficiary in case of my death. Now do you see why I‘ve resisted doing it? Grrrrrr.

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Except for the cross she looks and acts exactly like my evil half sister. Cheers!

I think most evil half sisters act like that. Cheers! 

Must admit she might of only been a evil half sister but I despised her as if she was a full evil sister. Cheers!

Did you leave her behind in Ontario when you moved province? I’ll keep an eye out for her. Cheers! 

Yeah I left her and my evil half brother-in-law in Windsor. Cheers!

Windsor is a perfect place to leave him, Cheers! 

I was thinking about dropping him off in Sudbury but that would of been cruel, Cheers! 

 

  (Comma after the word “Sudbury”.)
  (would of have)

That imaginary grammar cop would look more official if he was wearing a pair of  lederhosen and a pair of blue Crocks.

I couldn’t find a pair of legs that matched his skin tone very well so they look a little pale.  Maybe wearing lederhosen wasn’t the greatest wardrobe choice. 

Hey I might keep that. Every year after the illegal cannabis harvest on Vancouver Island there is a week long Growers Galla. I think it would be pretty funny to post it  on a bulletin board with a caption that say's - new RCMP uniform. Cheers! This post was edited by Nanoose at July 19, 2022 4:42 AM MDT

I just thought of something, lol.  It’s contest time!  Yay!  Asker’s Pick goes to the first person who correctly guesses whose legs I used for that pic. 

Because of the socks my guess is Justin Trudeau. Cheers! 

 

  They are not mine. 

  How much money do I win along with my award of Asker’s Pick?



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I don’t have your photo editing skills but you inspired me to make a version too. :) 

That's better than I could do. Next time I am going to add a propeller beanie cap and a Etch A Sketch for writing imaginary tickets to the official grammar cop uniform. So maybe you can get a start on creating that. Cheers! 

Here you go! Just for you :) 

Sorry I shard it before I noticed it was meant just for me - hope you don't mind. Cheers! This post was edited by Nanoose at July 19, 2022 7:08 PM MDT

I meant I made it just for you to use :) You may share it all you like. Cheers! 

And I thank you and I promise to use it for good and not evil like my evil half sister would do. Cheers!

:)