Would you like to have a town named after you? Why or why not?

  According to the data I’ve collected for the dossier of the “Stop Livvie At All Costs” campaign,that place name existed long before you were born, so you possibly may have been named after it, but definitively not the other way around.

  I’ll just add this subterfuge tidbit to the plethora of other crimes you’ve committed, thank you very much.

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My maiden name is an unincorporated community in Illinois and a township in Iowa.  That’s it, just two places.

My married last name is a residential suburb in Australia, a town in Canada, an unincorporated community in Canada, a town in Liberia, a suburb in South Africa, 5 unincorporated communities in the United States, a village in the United States, 3 towns in the United States, 8 cities in the United States, 18 townships in the United States, 12 counties in the United States, a country and a university.

  Professorton
  Teacherville
  Educatorboro
  Shipmateborough
  Veteranmont
  Einsteinium Acres
  Element City

Ok, which one of these is it, and how much money do I win?


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  Thank you! That’s a good clue.

  (I know, I know, but at least it’s a start.  Cough, cough.)
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