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Randy D

Humorous answers, please: what are some fast ways to clear a room of people?

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Posted - July 31, 2022
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  • 1633
      July 31, 2022 2:27 PM MDT
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  • 3701
    OMG - that was the first thing that came to my mind! This post was edited by Spunky at August 1, 2022 4:09 PM MDT
      August 1, 2022 6:56 AM MDT
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  • 1633
    Great minds...
      August 1, 2022 1:54 PM MDT
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  • 3701
    Aye. :)
      August 1, 2022 3:32 PM MDT
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  • 10635
    Shout, "Heyy, they're giving out free beer next door!"

    Shout, "look out, the cops are coming!"  For some reason, people will get nervous and quickly leave, even if they've never done anything.


    If you're in California, just shout, "fire".  So you'll spend some time in jail, but you sure cleared out  that room fast.
      July 31, 2022 3:25 PM MDT
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  • 7792
    Bring along a couple flash bang grenades. Loads of fun.
      July 31, 2022 3:43 PM MDT
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  • 10996
    Oh, look. Randy's car just pulled up out front.
      July 31, 2022 4:56 PM MDT
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  • 1633
      July 31, 2022 4:59 PM MDT
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  • 53503

     

      Et tu, Bevo? Grrrrrrr.




    ~

      July 31, 2022 8:05 PM MDT
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  • 53503

     

      Hey, wait . . . ! It’s supposed to be humorous, not biting. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.

       

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      July 31, 2022 8:04 PM MDT
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  • 10996
    Umm....I  meant everyone would rush out to greet Randy. Yes, thats what I was thinking. 
      July 31, 2022 8:10 PM MDT
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  • 53503

     

      Whew! I knew you cared! 


      (Listen, they’re waiting to see me, and I can’t disappoint my adoring public. Now that you’ve cleared things up, how about just chilling in my bedroom until I sign a few autographs and let some fans take pictures with me? Someone from my entourage will let you in. I’ll join you as soon as I can to throw you a shot.)


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      July 31, 2022 8:16 PM MDT
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  • 10996
    You know that I was being humorous, right z
      July 31, 2022 8:25 PM MDT
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  • 3701
    I'm sure that's what you meant.  
      August 1, 2022 6:57 AM MDT
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  • 16763
      July 31, 2022 6:23 PM MDT
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  • 17592
    A guy I knew in school who is an IRS agent claims his entrance always clears out the place and kills the party. 
      July 31, 2022 9:40 PM MDT
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  • 44602
    I would walk into the room naked.
      August 1, 2022 7:36 AM MDT
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