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Imagine that over there at Randolph D Randall Industries, they’ve invested a lot of money in you. What’s the purpose of the project?

 

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Posted - August 2

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  • 9983
    Mayonnaise eliminator
      August 2, 2022 1:09 PM MDT
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  • 49446

    ~

      August 2, 2022 1:16 PM MDT
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  • 42176
    Sub-basement excavation.

      August 2, 2022 1:40 PM MDT
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  • 49446

     

     Please submit your bid, someone from the Procurements Office will be in contact with you.  Thanks!

    ~

      August 2, 2022 2:03 PM MDT
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  • 4475
    It’s a space colonization project.  He wants to send me to live on another planet!  Yay!  Oh, wait…
      August 2, 2022 6:30 PM MDT
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  • 49446

     

      

     “Special Projects Office? This is RD. Yes, the RD, the one and only, who else? Don’t talk, just listen. Effective immediately, we’re accelerating the timeline for Operation Planet Ban It. Somehow, the subject has discovered or been informed of the plan, so we have to move quickly before she flies the coop, we know what a slippery type she can be. Coordinate with the people at the Transportation Office to pick her up and get her to the launch site this evening. Contact the Rocket Team and have them fuel the craft for a one-way trip to the Moon. Tell the Sustenance Office to load as many crates of Vegemite, mayonnaise and avocados as will fit. I have 99 problems, but pretty soon, Livvie won’t be one of them!”
    ~

      August 3, 2022 12:12 AM MDT
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  • 4475
    In a few generations after the planet has been colonized, it will be known for its endless avocado groves.  When people come to visit the planet, they’ll enjoy the cuisine which features avocado, mayonnaise and Vegemite.  There’s a statue of Randy holding an avocado, a jar of mayonnaise and a jar of Vegemite in front of the capitol.
      August 4, 2022 2:13 PM MDT
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  • 49446

     

    Fake, fake, fake art! Is there no end to the lengths you’ll go to in besmirching my good name? The true Randall D Randolph would not be caught dead with any of those three poisons, much less with all three!
    Grrrrrrrrr. 


    ~

      August 4, 2022 2:35 PM MDT
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  • 2025
    News flash, a piece of space junk the size of a bus crashed on the moon and created a large crater. The dust from said crater may hamper your landing plans. Sorry to be the barer of bad news. 
      August 4, 2022 2:23 PM MDT
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  • 49446

     

      (barer bearer)

      August 4, 2022 2:32 PM MDT
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  • 2025
    I wondered about that word when I typed it but knew you would have my back and make the necessary correction if I was wrong.   You are the best!  :  )
      August 4, 2022 3:54 PM MDT
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  • 49446

     

    *Citation gets torn up and thrown away.




      So, have you had lunch yet? I know of a nice little place nearby where they serve great sandwiches . . .


    ~

      August 4, 2022 5:10 PM MDT
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  • 2025
    Wow, what could I possibly do to thank you?
      August 4, 2022 5:12 PM MDT
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  • 49446

     

      I seek no favor nor special compensation. 


    ~

      August 4, 2022 5:21 PM MDT
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  • 49446

     

     What, are you working for Livvie’s side all of a sudden? Grrrrrrr.




    ~

      August 4, 2022 2:33 PM MDT
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  • 2025
    You are number one and always will be.  :  )
      August 4, 2022 3:57 PM MDT
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  • 49446
      August 4, 2022 5:33 PM MDT
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  • 15040
    To determine why Australians not only endure Vegemite, but actually enjoy it.
      August 3, 2022 4:43 AM MDT
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  • 49446
      August 3, 2022 7:59 AM MDT
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  • 2025
    I'm with you, Vegemite is more than awful it should be banned as a health hazard. 
      August 4, 2022 2:25 PM MDT
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  • 49446

    You’re the only one who cares. (That’s why I’ll overlook that typographical error.)
    ~

      August 4, 2022 3:05 PM MDT
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  • 2025
    ok, I'll bite, which typographical error? 
      August 4, 2022 3:52 PM MDT
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  • 42176
    The one you just made.
      August 4, 2022 3:59 PM MDT
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  • 2025
    Ok?   hahahaha 
      August 4, 2022 5:11 PM MDT
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