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Did you know "Mary Poppins" is an R-rated horror movie? Watch the trailer!








This is great fun to me.  :)






Posted - August 8

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  • 9336
    I can't watch it because it might shock me like that song were the guy finds out his homeroom angle is a centerfold. Cheers! This post was edited by Nanoose at August 9, 2022 7:39 PM MDT
      August 8, 2022 9:09 PM MDT
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  • 50075

     

      angle angel 



    “Centerfold” by The J. Geils Band, 1981.

    LYRICS 

    Does she walk? Does she talk?
    Does she come complete?
    My homeroom, homeroom angel
    Always pulled me from my seat
    She was pure like snowflakes
    No one could ever stain
    The memory of my angel
    Could never cause me pain
    Years go by I'm lookin' through a girly magazine
    And there's my homeroom angel on the pages in-between
    My blood runs cold
    My memory has just been sold
    My angel is the centerfold
    Angel is the centerfold
    My blood runs cold
    My memory has just been sold
    Angel is the centerfold
    Slipped me notes under the desk
    While I was thinkin' about her dress
    I was shy I turned away
    Before she caught my eye
    I was shakin' in my shoes
    Whenever she flashed those baby-blues
    Something had a hold on me
    When angel passed close by
    Those soft and fuzzy sweaters
    Too magical to touch
    To see her in that negligee
    Is really just too much
    My blood runs cold
    Yeah, my memory has just been sold
    My angel is the centerfold
    Angel is the centerfold
    My blood runs cold
    My memory has just been sold
    (Oh yeah)
    Angel is the centerfold
    Na-na, na-na-na-na 
    Na-na-na, na-na-na-na 
    Na-na, na-na-na-na 
    Na-na-na, na-na-na-na 
    Na-na, na-na-na-na 
    Na-na-na, na-na-na-na 
    Na-na, na-na-na-na 
    Na-na-na, na-na-na-na 
    It's okay I understand
    This ain't no never-neverland
    I hope that when this issue's gone
    I'll see you when your clothes are on
    Take your car, yes we will
    We'll take your car and drive it
    We'll take it to a motel room
    And take 'em off in private
    A part of me has just been ripped
    The pages from my mind are stripped
    Oh no, I can't deny it
    Oh yeah, I guess I gotta buy it
    My blood runs cold
    My memory has just been sold
    My angel is the centerfold
    Angel is the centerfold
    My blood runs cold
    My memory has just been sold
    My angel in the centerfold
    Na-na, na-na-na-na 
    Na-na-na, na-na-na-na 
    (Alright, alright)
    (One, two, three, four)
    Na-na, na-na-na-na 
    Na-na-na, na-na-na-na 
    Na-na, na-na-na-na 
    Na-na-na, na-na-na-na 
    Na-na, na-na-na-na 
    Na-na-na, na-na-na-na 
    Na-na, na-na-na-na 
    Na-na-na, na-na-na-na 
    My blood runs cold
    My memory has just been sold
    My angel is the centerfold
    Angel is the centerfold
    My blood runs cold (oh yeah)
    My memory has just been sold
    Angel is the centerfold
    Angel is the centerfold
    Na-na, na-na-na-na 
    Na-na-na, na-na-na-na 
    Na-na, na-na-na-na


    ~

      August 9, 2022 7:03 AM MDT
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  • 11637
    Nice copy-paste job!
      August 9, 2022 9:35 AM MDT
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  • 9336
    Officer Short Stack is handing out tongue raspberries today that sound like this - phliffffffffffffffffffffffffffff.

    This post was edited by Nanoose at August 9, 2022 7:48 PM MDT
      August 9, 2022 10:00 AM MDT
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  • 21246
    It's all in good fun. You'll be safe.
    Unlike Andrews' famous moment in her husband Blake Edwards' "S.O.B." movie, all her clothes remain intact here.  :)
      August 9, 2022 7:41 PM MDT
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  • 10095
    That's what I told my parents when they insisted we all go see it at the local theater when it first came out.  They didn't buy it.    To this day I hate that movie!!!!!  I found the Love Bug much more enjoyable.
      August 8, 2022 10:15 PM MDT
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  • 21246
    :)

    I like both movies.  :)  But, with all the stuff in "Mary Poppins," since a young boy, my favorite song and scene has always been the very quiet, sedate  "Feed the Birds."
    :)
      August 9, 2022 7:43 PM MDT
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  • 10095
    I found that scene depressing.  Of course, I've always been a highly sensitive person.
      August 9, 2022 8:21 PM MDT
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  • 21246
    I get it.

    Somehow, even as a young boy, sad/depressing songs or movies/movie scenes pulled me in and I enjoyed them. Still do. And you're right about "Feed the Birds" song/scene.

    And, as about a seven year old, I heard Bobbie Gentry's "Ode to Billie Joe" song and listened a lot to it. It remains, if I had to choose, "The Best Song I've Ever Heard."  :)
      August 10, 2022 6:45 PM MDT
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  • 21246
    And I realize the movie was never a horror movie - - I was just having fun. I'm thinking some thought I was serious.
      August 9, 2022 7:49 PM MDT
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  • 10095
    Don't worry, I knew you were being humorous.  
      August 9, 2022 8:22 PM MDT
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  • 21246
    Thanks.
      August 10, 2022 6:42 PM MDT
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  • 42570
    Creepy and fun. Give yourself Asker's Pick.
      August 9, 2022 4:39 AM MDT
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  • 21246
    Thanks!  Yes, this was all in good fun. You caught on. I like the creativity of how someone put a whole new twist on the movie.  :)
      August 9, 2022 7:44 PM MDT
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  • 11637
    Poppycock. It was a fun and funny film with Disney special effects. Nothing more, nothing less. There's no need to read more into it.
      August 9, 2022 5:45 AM MDT
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  • 21246
    Yes. I know it was never a horror movie. I like how someone put this fake trailer together with the added music and clever editing and the R-rated disclaimer at the beginning. :)
      August 9, 2022 7:46 PM MDT
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  • 9336
    I just watched it but I almost didn't because of that  R-rated disclaimer at the beginning. I can't watch R-rated stuff because it makes me blush and my head turns bright red. If I go outside like that a bear could mistake my head for a giant Huckal berry and bite it off. Cheers!
      August 9, 2022 8:05 PM MDT
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  • 11637
    Huckalberry Huckleberry 
      August 9, 2022 8:11 PM MDT
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  • 9336
    Officer Short Stack is handing out tongue raspberries that sound like this - baalalaboop  baalalaboop baalalaboop.
    This post was edited by Nanoose at August 10, 2022 11:25 AM MDT
      August 9, 2022 8:29 PM MDT
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  • 11637
    At least Mr. Canuck of the Great White North can correctly spell one variety of berry, eh.
      August 9, 2022 10:30 PM MDT
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  • 9336
    Yep plus he has way more jokes than that American guy that has been telling the same 3 jokes for years huh.
      August 9, 2022 10:58 PM MDT
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  • 21246
    :)
    :)
    :)
    Very good.

    And the R-rating was used surely just for fun.


    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at August 10, 2022 1:22 PM MDT
      August 10, 2022 11:26 AM MDT
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  • 21246
    I thought I had seen another reply from you that made me smile, about the clip there not being so funny. It's all good - - I smiled because I often find myself finding things funny that others don't. :) 
      August 10, 2022 11:31 AM MDT
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  • 29977
    Not actually made into a movie....it is just fan fiction.
      August 9, 2022 11:05 AM MDT
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